In preparation for the Thanksgiving festivities this week, I decided to create a little Madlib game for those who will be attending. This is the first crack the concept. More to come from Trump’s First 100 Days. I hope to include other presidents as well.
The first, First 100 Days, were with President Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Trump 2016
FIRST, propose a Constitutional Amendment to [verb] [plural noun] on all members of [noun].
SECOND, a [verb -ing] freeze on all federal employees to [verb] federal [noun] through attrition (exempting [noun], [noun], and [noun]);
THIRD, a requirement that for every [adjective] federal regulation, [number] existing regulations must be [verb -ed];
FOURTH, a [number] year-ban on White House and Congressional [noun -s] becoming [noun -s] after they [verb] government service;
FIFTH, a [span of time] ban on White House [noun -s] [verb -ing] on behalf of a foreign [noun];
SIXTH, a [adjective] ban on foreign [noun] [verb -ing] [noun] for American elections.
On the same day, I will begin taking the following [number] [noun -s] to protect American [noun -s]:
FIRST, I will announce my intention to [verb] NAFTA or withdraw from the [noun] under Article [legal number]
SECOND, I will announce our withdrawal from the [geographic region] Partnership
THIRD, I will [verb] my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency [noun]
FOURTH, I will direct the Secretary of [noun] and U.S. [noun] Representative to identify all foreign trading [noun -s] that unfairly [verb] American [noun -s] and direct them to use every [noun] under American and [geographic location] law to end those abuses within [span of time]
FIFTH, I will [verb] the restrictions on the production of $[number] trillion dollars’ worth of job-[verb] American energy reserves, including shale, [adjective] oil, [adjective] gas and [adjective] coal.
SIXTH, lift the Obama-Clinton-[government name] roadblocks and allow [adjective] energy infrastructure projects, like the Keystone [noun], to move [direction]
SEVENTH, cancel [dollar amount] in payments to U.N. [noun about earth] change programs and [verb] the money to fix America’s [noun] and environmental infrastructure