{"id":1811,"date":"2026-02-08T17:27:47","date_gmt":"2026-02-08T21:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/?p=1811"},"modified":"2026-02-08T17:36:16","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T21:36:16","slug":"peanut-butter-raises-for-everyone-including-you-allergics-in-the-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/2026\/02\/08\/peanut-butter-raises-for-everyone-including-you-allergics-in-the-back\/","title":{"rendered":"Peanut Butter Raises for Everyone.  Including you allergics in the back."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Anyone who eats peanut butter knows you can&#8217;t spread it evenly. There&#8217;s always going to be places where more peanut butter exists. And what about the plate? Who&#8217;s getting the drippings?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For those who don&#8217;t eat peanut butter. They bring in legal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The allergics in the organization will be suing after their first reaction, piling on HR failing to provide a non-peanut butter raise option.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I just hope the 2026 insurance still covers epipens for everyone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>[Peanut butter raises are] not just a signal about performance management systems. They&#8217;re a signal to employees that your individual contribution doesn&#8217;t change the financial relationship between you and your employer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anyone who eats peanut butter knows you can&#8217;t spread it evenly. There&#8217;s always going to be places where more peanut butter exists. And what about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[232,52],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1811","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-ideas","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1811"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1815,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1811\/revisions\/1815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1811"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1811"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/zacharybaiel.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1811"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}